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Mark's Perfect Night

Ok, Just so you know that I'm not a completely whacko sexual deviant, here Ya Go.
This is MY Perfect Sex Night

This One Actually Takes Some Planning, but it can be done
How do I know?? Duh, I've done it!!

Ok, First Off you have to involve your Significant Other Very Early On. In my case this was my wife
Could be your boyfriend, girlfriend, mistress (not that I condone a mistress LOL)

Ok, Here's How I See This
I've spent enough nights doing the dinner and movie thing, hoping to get laid, only to find out the food sucked, the movie sucked,
and because of that I WOULDN'T be sucked.
Well, the movie and dinner plan works about 50% of the time... experience talking here
My Perfect Night works EVERYTIME (professional driver on a closed course, your results may vary)

First off, Tell your Wife, Girlfriend, Husband, Boyfriend, that you've bookmarked Marks Links
They will find out anyway, This works A LOT Better When They Know it ALL!

Here's How This Works - Start on Monday, though Your Payday will be Saturday!!
On MONDAY, my wife and I go surfing for Porn Videos, though we don't go surfing at the same time.
I turn the computer over to her with very simple instructions as I Leave the Room
"Go find a Porn Video That Excites You".
(It Helps if You Ask HER/HE To Find a Video That Is a Fantasy Of Theirs)
Video/DVD" onmouseover="window.status='Click Now'; return true">Go Here if you Need to find a Video
Sometimes they are out of stock, but my wife likes the new ones anyway.

Now, each partner CANNOT TELL they other What they ordered.... This is part of the Surprise!
OK, fun is over for now, shipping normally takes 3 days.. I've never tried to a Faster Delivery, I've just planned ahead

Ok, Movies Arrive...And Yes, they're Discreet
Now, Flip a Coin. Really, That's all you can do, Who Get's to Show Their Video First!
It Won't Really Matter
Light Some Candles, Find your Favorite TOYS, and put in the First Movie

Now, if HE/SHE picked a Fantasy of Theirs, you won't have to worry about getting laid for awhile
Remember though, these are fantasies, you'll need to ask them if they'd like for them to come true
You May BE Shocked By What They Choose!!!
Yep, I have Been Plenty of Times ;)

Now, if you can make it past the first 25 minutes without touching each other
(If You Do 1- You deserve a medal 2-You won't be able to pin it on )
Then Ask HE/SHE What they think of the movie and/or Situations in the Movie

Honestly, I've Never Made it to Movie 2
After Playing This Game ALL WEEK, with the Secret Choices and Everything, We're already OverDue!!

But the Choices MAY SHOCK YOU!!!

My Wife's Favorite Scene is an ALL GIRL THREESOME which nearly Floored Me

Of Course I asked that question
Nope, She Doesn't want to experience it, it Just Turns Her On!!
Not that 5 hours, me cumming 4 times, and her cumming around 20 times (we tried to count) counts for anything

That Is/Was MY Perfect Sex Night
I can't say it's been the Only One Though... we Just Do This Whenever We Both Want Too!!


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